Hotel California

This classic movie has a sense of humor, sex, and classic cars all in one. The Note After traveling, a man checks into the hotel and asks Hank, the bellhop, not to be disturbed. He proceeds to unpack and place his mom's picture near his bed, a teddy bear, a gun, a rope, and a bottle of pills and a knife. He reminds Hank not to forget the Do Not Disturb sign. He takes his pills and the maid walks in. Well, he doesn't get any rest.And Baby Makes ThreeA couple is talking about having a baby and when is the best time. The wife convinces her husband the time is now. Meanwhile Kevin and Anita have some fun in roon 69.The ArticleA wife tells her husband she read an article and he needs a boost in his sex life. She heads out to have a lesbian affair with the maid while her husband stays in the room. After she's done, she heads back to the room and they finally go at it as a couple.